Side note: Shoppers, please put back the stuff where you found it. Pic 1 is ridiculous.
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
Just in case this is the last chance I have to post this.
…and now the wickedly talented…
I thought this was tumblr appropriate.